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Thursday, 30 July 2009
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I have a confession to make
Hey, "Mancouch"!I'm Actually A Girl!!!
No,not a woman, a girl. I'm legal in three or so years, so, yeah. See, not only men can do this. I observed you for a week or and I got a hang of how you think:Megan FoxBoobsBoobsS3XButtsBoobsWomen (emotional)BoobsS3XMegan FoxBoobsSportsScarlett JohanssonBoobsCleavageEmma WatsonBoobsButtsThongsMegan FoxMegan FoxBoobsS3XPoopBoobsButtsS3Xand so on.What a cycle.
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
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What Kids' Television Has Taught Me
Sigh, where would I be without children's television? What it has taught me is incredible. Just take a look:
Nothing beats beating your kid.
Woman/Bee relationships aren't weird at ALL. It's a part of this life. We can have humabees. Beastiality is okay.
Sabotaging your family isn't too evil.
Who cares if they can't tell if you're a man or a woman? It's your little secret.
Running away from your problems and blaming them on others is very sleek and hot.
Cross-breeding isn't that bad.
Drugs just aren't for humans anymore.
Scamming is only good if you're dead?
Sexism is acceptable- as long as it's directed toward the only female smurfette.Oh, childhood memories, what would I do without you?
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
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Name That Booty!
Name that booty!Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D:
Exhibit E:
Exhibit F:
Match to:1.
Lee Hyori2.
Rihanna3.
Cameron Diaz4.
Hayden Panettiere5.
Beyonce Knowles6.
Eva Longoria-Parker7.
Megan Fox8.
Leah Rimini (King of Queens)9.
Kim KardashianYeah, just trting to throw you off kilter.___________________________________________Some of them were easy, but hey, at least you gor to see some booty.Plus, how do you like your booty? Big, small, round?
Thursday, 16 July 2009
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Sex, Sex, Sex!
Sex is part of nature. Sex is part of life. Sex is why you're here.
How often do you think about sex?0. I never think about sex, at all. It's inhumane. - What's sex?
1. I rarely, if ever, think about others in that manner.- Not really.
2. Every now and then, when my wife/husband/mom/dad isn't looking I sneek- a- peek at Penthouse. - [Sometimes].
3. Eh, it crosses my head when I see someone attractive, I don't let it get to me. - On occasion, once or twice a day.
4. I hate admitting it, but i think about it too much. - Every 3-5 hours.5. SEX!!! SEX!!! SEX!!!- That's all I think about.
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
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Nerds Are People Too
"Nerds", you have to love them. What's so bad about a nerd?
Have you ever made fun of a "nerd"?
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